• I Need To Give It A Chance Before I Sack It Off

    By Liam • September 8, 2026

    I’m now looking for a new hobby. Being in my late 30s (I use “late” loosely too), picking up something new isn’t exactly as easy as it used to be. I have no idea what I want to do. All I know is that it needs to be on a Wednesday or Thursday, as I don’t have my boys on those days. I’m not saying that I couldn’t go out…

  • When Do Kids Start Synchronizing Their Pisses?

    By Liam • September 5, 2026

    Caught up with my mum today, after a visit to watch the new Spider-Man movie with the kids and Abi (which I’ll come back to, because Abi and movies… it makes me laugh…). Whilst talking with her, we were discussing Disneyland Paris as a friend of hers is looking to go at the end of the year. We got talking about whether or not it was better to drive, or…

  • They Don’t Have To… They Choose To

    By Liam • September 4, 2026

    I’m currently sat at Belfast International Airport as I write this, following a long day of commissioning a site that processes dirty shit butter water. I won’t explain what that means, but it is as gross as it sounds. As I travelled back from the site towards the airport, I sat on a call to Abi, filling my brain with thoughts of coming home instead of things that had gone…